my local chip shop and their audi though.

every time they put their prices up.

me *thinking*: 🤔 times are tough i guess  wait, do they still have their audi parked outside

when they switched to a cheaper cooking oil 🤔

when they're open but won't put the fryer back on just for me because I've only got home at 9pm 🤔

i don't begrudge them an audi considering they must work about 70 hours a week.

otoh, where are they driving? they're open 7 days a week.

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Frau will nicht aufstehen, Kinder machen was sie wollen.

Ich mach jetzt Crumpets (nach John Kirkwood's Rezept!) Das wird sie schon alle hervorlocken.

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