Introducing the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party.
A new political movement for the terminally lucid.

No billionaires. No bots. No “both sides” nonsense.
Just honesty about how broken it all is.

Platform includes:
— Universal Maybecare™
— Shrug-based diplomacy
— No AIPAC donors, ever

Join us. Or don’t. We’ll still be here.

#ShrugParty #TheSatireIndex #NotLeftNotRight #EndStageDemocracy #FediversePolitics