In the land of shadows, where darkness does creep,
Lived demons quite odd, not ones you’d wanna meet.
They’d prance and they’d dance in their underwear fair,
With laughter and giggles filling the air.
Their undies were magic, they made them feel neat,
As they skipped through the night with their cloven feet.
So if in the darkness, you spy striped attire,
Just know it’s those demons, spreading joy, not dire.
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