🚨 BREAKING: Shopify, the ineffable titan of e-commerce, has graced us with its downtime once again. Merchants and customers, rejoice as you experience the thrill of "checking status" while your business implodes 💥. But fear not, they've "identified" the issue and are "monitoring" it, which totally fixes everything instantly, right? 😂
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