OhSnap!Dragon"Milli Vanilli Is Really Your Drunk Uncle"
I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Professor Snape from Harry Potter.
[Bonus Fact: This guy scared the bejeezus out of me when I was, like, five.]
#DrunkUncle
#movies
[Bonus Fact: This guy scared the bejeezus out of me when I was, like, five.]
#DrunkUncle
#movies
I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Roger Stone and Kellyanne Conway.
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#DrunkUncle
#USpol
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#DrunkUncle
#USpol
I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is John Popper from the band Blues Traveler, playing the harmonica.
#DrunkUncle
#StarWars
#DrunkUncle
#StarWars
I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is an ancient Japanese sex toy from the Tokugawa Era, circa 1650.
And the red paint means it would only have been used by royalty.
#DrunkUncle
#kendama
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And the red paint means it would only have been used by royalty.
#DrunkUncle
#kendama
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WhatDoesTheFoxSay?I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Taylor Swift and tonight's dinner.
With mint jelly.
#DadJoke #DadJokes
#DrunkUncle
#LostChildhood
With mint jelly.
#DadJoke #DadJokes
#DrunkUncle
#LostChildhood
William Fry π³οΈβππ΅πΈEvery day, #Trump sounds just a little bit more like the #DrunkUncle character from #snl ... π
I'm telling my nieces and nephews that this is Christopher Cross and Tom Petty.
#DrunkUncle
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#DrunkUncle
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LPSurgeI feel more authentic on this social site than I ever did on the bird app and maybe even the book of face where I have to avoid social and political commentary for fear of dumbass rebuttals from a #drunkuncle with #whitefragility.
Watching Steve #Kornacki and his khaki pants breakdown the #Georgiarunoff. Hoping #Warnock pulls this one off!