Just woke up from a dream. I have to write it down or I won't be able to fall asleep because I'll be trying to remember it. Whether I can after I finish writing it down or not is another story.

I was watching Firefly, but things were different than the real show, not that I knew that in the dream.

First thing that I can still remember clearly was that Kaylee was apparently trans. "I had the operation three months ago." she told... somebody.

Wash was not their first pilot, and Zoe was not their first first officer. The scene in the dream was the first first officer, a guy with a big mustache (bigger than Wash's) and an Australian accent, was interviewing first pilot guy for the position. Pilot was a hard-nosed, ex-military guy. He was standing "at-ease" just inside the doorway to the room while the FFO was sitting casually on the edge of a console behind the bridge. It looked as though he had been trying to fix something before the guy came in.
FFO: "Speed, stealth, agility, sausages installed. You got it all." (talking about the guy's piloting skills)
Pilot doesn't respond, clearly doesn't appreciate FFO's sense of humor.
FFO: "Come on." Gets up and walks towards the back of the ship, apparently to give the guy a tour.
Pilot: "What's the pay?"
FFO: "Knowledge!"
(something else is said, I forget)
Pilot: "Oh, you were being serious just now?"
(Apparently the offer was for some kind of unique skills training, I don't know what. I'm guessing they were too poor to pay with money at first.)
After they left, I took the opportunity to start looking around because, in true dream fashion, perspective had changed and I was in the story now. No character that I was aware of.
Then I woke up.

Reading this over now, it sounds like a "re-imagining". Now to see if I'm too awake to go back to sleep. :p

#dream #Firefly #trans #DreamsAreWeird

Ahk! Just had another Aliens dream! Wth? Is it because I"m trying to go to bed earlier than my brain wants me to?

This time at least I had guns to fight back with. Well, a gun and a key to another gun; not sure how I was expecting it to turn into a gun. And the gun I did have was supposed to be based off of baby alien power or something?!? It was like having a little flashlight that made a narrow green spot.

Another weird thing was that when I first spotted the aliens through the big angled skylights (albeit against a night sky), they looked perfectly normal. But when they finally started showing up in the corridor outside of the room myself and others were in, they looked like... humans. Perfectly normal humans too. Like random, average people off the street. And they acted like the average person would act if they were pretending to be aliens, like bad acting. Still, at least my baby-alien-gun worked on them, destroying and driving them away.

So most of the "fear" in this dream came from the dread of anticipation since we knew that they were coming. And we knew that because we phoned them and told them where we were. Why? I don't know, made sense at the time. How? Also no idea, but we somehow found a way to communicate with them technologically. I remember because we called for an update and I remember its spooky alien voice saying that they would be there in 2 minutes. I appreciate when translation technology includes measurement unit conversion.

#DreamsAreWeird #dream

I just remembered the strangest dream I had before I woke up this morning. In the afterlife, cheeseburgers are currency. The thing is:

A) I do not like cheeseburgers (I like burgers without cheese)

B) I do not believe in an afterlife

πŸ”

#DreamsAreWeird #Today #ICanHasCheezburger

I finally remembered last night’s dream. It had to do with work and fake zombies and I think a couple of my kids were in it. Oh, and Circle K, we got food and drinks at Circle K.

#dreams #dreamsareweird

So I honestly don't know if it has anything to do with what I have for dinner, but does anyone else have really weird, vivid waking dreams? A lot? Sometimes recurring ones at that? Just me?

#cantbetheonlyone #dreams #wtfamidoing #weirddreams #dreamsareweird