Solarbird 
RamenCatholic π’πA hearty fuck you very much to my #Monsterdon friends because I saw a spatula and now #DraculaCity is stuck in my head.
πΆ We sell Draculas, and that's all πΆ
@RamenCatholic YOUUUUUUUUU'RE welcome ^_^
@thecount Well, yeah, y'don't want to sleep on that end-of-season clearance sale.
Don't worry tho'. They always stock back up by Thanksgiving. I mean, you can't miss the Christmas rush.
woah it's overstock sale day at Dracula City! look at these values!
(from https://mastodon.social/@analgesicsleep/113401098971715641)
πΆ dracula city
we sell draculas
π΅!
and that's all! πΆ
Dracula city! DRACULA CITY!
This weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale! Buy nine Draculas, get the 10th one for just one penny!
#DraculaCity #WeSellDraculas #AndThatsAll #monsterdon #dracula
And what better way to say "I love you" than with the gift of a Dracula?
#monsterdon #DraculaCity #WeSellDraculas #AndThatsAll #OpenTilMidnight
Where do you go when you want to buy name brand Draculas at a fraction of retail cost?
#DraculaCity #monsterdon #dracula #SpatulaCity #OpenTilMidnight
@Taweret WHERE did you find such a LOVELY DRACULA?
