Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***posterTime for another #DildoCheck.
Looks like Amazon is saying that the #DildoDeliveryDude won't be here until 4:30.
#DildoWatch2023 will resume in another hour.
@distoorted
You should look at the hashtag for #DildoWatch2023: it was basically this.
@BestGirlGrace
What's in the package?
Is it a dildo?
Is the delivery man delivering a dildo?
Is this a post about the #DildoDeliveryDude?
I still remember #DildoWatch2023...
THE DILDO HAS COME EARLY.
I REPEAT, THE DILDO HAS COME EARLY.
The #DildoDeliveryDude rang the doorbell just now, and I gave him a bottle of water and thanked him for the dildos.
He doesn't know what they were.
This concludes another exciting episode of #DildoWatch2023
Amazon just told me the #DildoDeliveryDude won't be here for at least another hour and a half, perhaps several.
I guess I'll set an alarm, and go get something done outside the house. #DildoWatch2023 will resume at like, 3:30, Texas time.