Time for another #DildoCheck.

Looks like Amazon is saying that the #DildoDeliveryDude won't be here until 4:30.

#DildoWatch2023 will resume in another hour.

THE DILDO HAS COME EARLY.

I REPEAT, THE DILDO HAS COME EARLY.

The #DildoDeliveryDude rang the doorbell just now, and I gave him a bottle of water and thanked him for the dildos.

He doesn't know what they were.

This concludes another exciting episode of #DildoWatch2023