Mastodawn

Factory conversations be like… 😏

Some guy starts bragging about how huge he is.

Lady fires back: “You need 12 inches for that.”

Perfect silence. Everyone assumes I’m not listening. 👂😂

I look over and say:
“I can do that… I’d just have to put it in twice.”

The pause.

Then absolute laughter.

Hey—no one said it had to be in one shot.

Math is math. 🤷‍♂️😂

That's bad.
Oh crap that's going to be worse.
Oh sweet mother of pearl.

nothing really bad actually happens, but just watch till you realize that 3rd part.

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Was watching a #noir this afternoon and figured I'd pass along this clip, which fits both #acab and #didnotseethatcoming

Diablo IV has a dungeon boss called "Mother's Judgement".

We don't know how to put this without giving away cool game elements that you get exposed to during gameplay, so we'll just say this much:

We recommend the game Unpacking to our followers 😺

(It was great to discover, so please don't spoil specifics in the replies for other people - but mutual squeeing is welcome!)