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Approaching ForgivenessRE: I wonder if peaches know this plum is pitted against them…
Anecdote:
So I wrote this one to be a tame double entendre on purpose, then someone asked privately, “What would they do if they know?”
I said, “That’s unclear. Peaches are fuzzy.”
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Overdrawn at the Gravitas Bank'Master Kung, on asked what single thing he would do to establish Harmony, responded "I would rectify the naming of things.", yet here I am, not much like an apple or water, called a "water-apple"!'
Momo 🏳️⚧️
I'm hanging on this for too long. 
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈⬛🐈⬛🐕Do your fruits hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot,
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Can you throw ‘em o’er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your fruits hang low?
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)I’ve got friends in low places, thought the monkey-ape/human-ancestor getting drunk on fruit just starting to rot.
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Mx Verda"Oh no. Not again."
Low to the ground
If you can’t go around
Go fru-it
I was too persimmonious to rent a higher base,
Now I’m a squishy mess all over the place.
FirstFishFrankly, my Dear, I don't give a fig.