Semicolon Survivor T-Shirt: because we’ve all been there. Every coder, software developer, and IT professional knows the pain of a missing semicolon. If
Coding is easy... until it isn’t! Any developer knows that programming is 10 percent writing code and 90% debugging why it won’t work. This funny programmer
Writing code in 2025:
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10% debugging why it’s wrong
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Coding is 90 Percent Prompting 10 Percent Debugging: If you've ever spent more time crafting the perfect AI prompt than actually writing code, this funny
I Am a Web Developer. 🕸️
No, I don’t fix printers. Yes, I might break things in production. 😅
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I Am a Web Developer T-Shirt: "I’m a web developer"—but not the spider kind! This funny web development t-shirt is a clever play on words, making it perfect
Finding Defects Matters.
If I don’t find them, users will. And that’s not good for anyone. 😅
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Today I learned about the PHP_INI_SCAN_DIR env variable; while its powerfull, it's nice so you can set custom php.inis being loaded.
However, today I *also* learned that php-fpm is a very "clever" piece of software which, while allowing setting env vars in each pool, will not work with PHP_INI_SCAN_DIR. It will set it tho, but in it's infinite wisdom thinks it's a **verry** clever idea to execute any phpini loading BEFORE the pool starts. So yeah.... this variable is absolute worthless in php-fpm. Sure you can set it globally before you start it in systemd, but then you also can just change the php.ini directly or use an include, so whats the point then.
*sigh* and that only cost be 2 hours of my live + wrestling with dbgsyms packages, gdb on a hosting server, stoping all other phpfpms, disabling all other pools, setting the pool to only spawn ever one worker and THEN wrestling with gdb so it actually dosnt detach when forking and also follows it so I can see whats happening..... Gosh lucky it's the weekend already.
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