But man, the technician that told me I'd be pissing out the dye that she injected in my veins was not kidding.

I'm pissing dayglo yellow!

#ophthalmologist #dayglo #piss

@Satori Uh, no, no she has not.

That's ... special 😱

I spent the last couple of days tearing my #snowblower apart, stripping the rust and bubbling paint and rusted-on skids and scraper, and repainting those parts with a wildly-clashing #DayGlo yellow. Tomorrow I'm giving the augers a coat of red.

Next winter when she sees it for the first time, her #head will #explode. Maybe then her husband will have some peace 😂