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Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESMy bf wanted to watch a shitty dating show, so I suggested Dating Naked. He's now watching it.
While the contestants were traipsing naked through the jungle, I reflected upon what it must have been like to be the first naked ape. (Naked ape here = "ape without the thick body hair of other apes.")
I know I'm fantasizing, but it seems to me that if the other apes had the ability to think about that new naked ape, they would have estimated its mutation to be deleterious. I mean... seriously, who had ever heard of an ape without hair all over its body.
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"I had a 3.8 GPA in college."
"OMG! You're a genius!"
"What was your GPA."
"0.3. Me not genius."
"There I was, naked, and she was looking at me like I was a piece of meat."
"You know you're on a show called Dating Naked, right?"
"No, why?"
"I'd describe myself as the typical surfer boy. You know. I chill on the beach. I watch the girls in their bikinis. I masturbate furiously."
"If someone even looked at you, I'd kill them!"
You must have run out of pickup lines to promise murder to someone for their love.
"I go to school, or whatever. I like females, or whatever. I was ditched a lot. I'm ready to get on a date, or whatever."
"You forgot an 'or whatever' in your delivery."
"Whatever."
"I'm hoping to find someone who will love me for me... and not for my body!"
"You know you're on a show called Dating Naked."
"Yes, why?"
"I'm shocked that she did not pick me. I'm like, 'did you take your medicine this morning?'"
😬 Dude... you're one step away from invoking hysteria as the reason she did not pick you.
It's really great when contestants prove on camera that the decision to pass on them was the correct one.
"I want to find someone who has brains rather than looks."
[After being rejected.]
"I've date prettier girls than her. I wish her good luck. Hrmph!"