There’s more in the middle of an Egg McMuffin than an egg in the middle of a muffin. #DatingMyself

@silverwizard

Last time I used pip was around 1985 on a CP/M computer...

#DatingMyself #OldFart

When you first read about #GopherCon only to eventually realize that it is, in fact, not a sweet nostalgic retro conference about the early internet.

#DatingMyself

@TucsonSentinel Phew! I can finally admit that I did, in fact, inhale.

#ClintonEraJoke #DatingMyself

Ok but to me he was even more Hurok than Bull. #DatingMyself #DorkOuting

Going through some dishes that I know were packed clean fifteen years ago and wondering why my fingertips are turning black.

Is how long its been since I handled newsprint.

#datingmyself #oldpeoplethoughts

I had a combo of these two exact hairstyles during my senior year of high school. And this song gave me the feels. #DatingMyself #80sHair
@stevesilberman Going with my grandmother to the automat was such a treat. #DatingMyself