So I'm at a major retailer today. Begins with 'W'. My cashier is late teens / early twenties. My purchase totaled $8.86. Throwing off cashier to begin with, I pull out cash. Not a debit card. Initially, I offer a twenty - which the cashier rings through. But them I find I had $9.00 and offer that instead. So instead of the register telling him out how much change to give back, he's forced to do the math.
*He pulls out his phone and opens the calculator to figure it out.*

Now here in Canada, we've gotten rid of the penny, so we need to round up / down - but even I, rotten in math since I was a kid - told him he owed me 15¢. He checked his calculator, looked at me like I had just spouted magic, and gave me the change.

Wow. Just wow.

#retail #cashiers #money #math #magic #Canada #oldfart

Yes, yes, it was VERY clever, oh SO clever, to make part of your drum baseline sound like a blown speaker on one channel. I'm sure that anyone who listened to more than five bars of that shit is deeply impressed. #OldFart
@BackFromTheDud Aaron Rodgers can go shit in his hat and eat it. #OldFart
I NEVER want a map app to show the map in any orientation other than with North pointing up*. Take note google maps, Strava, OS Maps, etc.
* Unless I am in the car with google maps set to navigate, obvs
#Maps #OldFart
Ich kann mich noch erinnern, hier "Beverly Hills Cop" (Eins!) gesehen zu haben, als der Film raus kam. #oldfart

When did people stop caring if everyone could hear their conversation with all the details of their personal lives?

#OldFart

@ColesStreetPothole Oh dear; I crossed that line during the second Obama administration. #OldFart