Am I the only one who says, under my breath, "boogie woogie woogie" every time I hear someone say the word "electric?" #DatedReference #WeddingSongs
No wonder she never got any texts back.
#nokia #furry #datedreference

Some ghosts aren't scarey;
The ghost of Val Doonican?
In his rocking chair

#Haiku #Senyru #UK #DatedReference #WhoDat #LavDonigals #ValDoonican #ghosts

Fitting that a guy who looks like David Keith from An Officer and a Gentleman will end up working for a coach named Mayo. #DatedReference #HIghLevelAnalysis
Why is it always the train on our line that Scotrail won't put up the track number it'll leave from until the absolute very last minute. It feels very Mike Reid's Runaround.. Two.... G... G. G. G. Go. #life #DatedReference #Glasgow #Trains
I have no idea why Hollywood never options my "Young Lockhorns in Goldilocks and the Three Bears" script. #comics #datedreference #lockhorns