Why a mirror-selfie (ughh) from a pervy (noice) angle? To point out three things:
1: ‘stache is on fleek rn.
2: correct t-shirt for eclipse day.
3: hey, short people who run airbnbs & hipcamps, tall people need to see their FACE, other li’l people don’t need help to see their feet.
#RandyNewman
#ShortPeople
#TheStruggleIsReal
#MeantInGoodFun
#DangerouslyHandsome