Taran RampersadMar 27

Wait... they weren't ruled out WHY?

I support the second amendment, but this is "oh no".

I can think of a few billionaires who I would never trust with my data, much less a nuke...

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2026/03/trump-doj-second-amendment-nuclear-weapons.html

#2ndamendment #unitedstates #dafuq

Trump DOJ Refuses to Rule Out Second Amendment Right to Nuclear Weapons

Trump’s DOJ refused to rule out nuclear weapons from the kinds of arms it claims the average citizen may be entitled to possess.

Slate
Michael CarducciMar 11

Kate and me: *talking about surveillance states*

Alexa: “sorry, I didn’t quite get that”

Us: “shut up, nobody’s talking to you”

Alexa: “ooops! I guess I dropped into the wrong conversation. I’ll retreat back to my digital corner and pretend I didn’t hear anything about surveillance states”

#dafuq
#dystopia

Jon BoutinMar 5
How does the "red line" keep getting pushed further and further down the beach?! Make it make sense, MAGA.
#makeitmakesense #dafuq
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESFeb 26

Okay, so I see this change in the apartments listing of an apartment complex this morning.

```
- "AvailableDate": "2026-02-07T00:00:00",
+ "AvailableDate": "2026-02-25T00:00:00",
```

We went from a date in the past... to another date in the past. (Today is 2026-02-26.)

So??? What's going on here?

#rental #apartment #dafuq

Show threadMœllus ⁂Feb 26
@buergerwerke @ZDF KI könnt ihr nicht, und Text könnt ihr auch nicht richtig. #dafuq
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESFeb 22

"It is quite a ship, right?"

"Yes, the ship that launched a thousand faces!"

"Dafuq?"

#ship #faces #dafuq

Show threadpetur 😶🇺🇦🇵🇸🇹🇼Jan 16
@karelbrits "De prijzen variëren tussen de 272.000 en de 388.000 euro, zonder btw. De inrichting van de keuken en de vloer- en tegelwerken zijn niet inbegrepen" #dafuq
doctorambientJan 15

I mean, it doesn't ever register anymore...

#uspol #trump #grift #dafuq #wtf #ffs #qatar #venezuela

https://www.semafor.com/article/01/14/2026/us-gets-first-500-million-venezuelan-oil-deal-holding-some-proceeds-in-qatar

Exclusive: US gets first $500 million Venezuelan oil deal, holding some proceeds in Qatar

The details shared with Semafor mark an initial milestone in the administration’s plan following the ouster of Nicolás Maduro.

Daniel ReedersJan 3

Mei calmly and sadly explains why people should not *checks notes* SET THEIR FANCY TINS OF FISH ON FYARR?? #dafuq

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSjHOniEVyf/

Meijie (Mei) Liao on Instagram: "A TINNED FISH PSA 📣 share this with someone before they waste their money For the record, Dan at @rainbowtomatoesgarden asked me to address this a year ago, but I naively prayed the trend would die. Alas, common sense did not prevail, but surely facts and logic will? Also using this to plug @tinnedcandle for handmade candles that won’t make your home smell like fish (the mussels candle collab is available through @patagoniaprovisions)"

The tinned fish trend has been making waves online, but is it worth the risks? Our expert shares the truth behind the trend and provides a safer alternative for warming up your canned fish. From the dangers of eating plastic and bleach ash to the art of traditional smoking, we'll cover it all. Plus, learn about the best brands for smoked fish and how to make your canned fish taste like it was smoked to perfection.

Instagram
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ESDec 28

"I love you."

"Hmm... I think it may be the THC talking."

The THC: "Yes, it is me talking through your friend's mouth! I do love you!"

"Dafuq!"

#dafuq #THC #love