Hello I have written the fiftieth and last thing I'll ever write about a Lifetime movie! It is the classic Tori Spelling joint MOTHER, MAY I SLEEP WITH DANGER? and the answer, regrettably, is that you may but you should rethink it babe #DTMWaGL
https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/mother-may-i-sleep-with-danger-1996

Here we have a movie called NIGHTMARE PTA MOMS, but I would have called it ONE MEAN PTA MOM WHO MAKES REAL WEIRD PLANS, read if you want thanks bye! #DTMWaGL https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/nightmare-pta-moms-dtmwagl-49

Given the number of "deadly" titles in his filmography, it would seem the director of our most recent watch went on to a prosperous career with Lifetime #DTMWaGL

I wrote about a movie called, improbably, HIDER IN MY HOUSE, about a woman with a guy living in her walls but that's the least of her problems, she has writer's block and the worst ergonomics I've ever seen #DTMWaGL https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/hider-in-my-house-dtmwagl-48

Did you watch ELVIS and wonder, "okay, Austin Butler Elvised so hard he broke his voice forever, but what if he played some sort of vagrant murderer? And what if he had a naive assistant in an isolated cabin?" Well do I have a movie for you! Read about DANGEROUS METHODS in the new #DTMWaGL thanks!!
https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/dangerous-methods-dtmwagl-47

I love Lifetime movies so much and I constantly champion their merits and I have earned the right to say when one of the is like, pretty bad. This movie, REVENGE DELIVERED, is pretty bad, but I think the jokes in this #DTMWaGL are pretty good!
https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/revenge-delivered-dtmwagl-46

I wrote about a movie where a lady does a bunch of dangerous stuff while she's asleep and my biggest concern is: isn't she cold? Please read SLEEPWALKING IN SUBURBIA, #DTMWaGL number 45 (!)
https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/sleepwalking-in-suburbia-dtmwagl

If you are at home on Halloween because it's on a Monday, do I have a treat for you: a vampire movie that forgets to have any vampires in it for two thirds of its runtime but hey you know what, so does the first Twilight movie and people still liked that, maybe they'll like EMBRACE OF THE VAMPIRE #DTMWaGL https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/embrace-of-the-vampire-2013-dtmwagl

Hello, I wrote about a movie called THE SINNERS that has Satanism, Catholic schools, roses, and boning in the Lord's library, please read it thanks!!! #DTMWaGL
https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-sinners-dtmwagl-43?sd=pf