'Bi' means two.
'Tri' means three.
'Quad' means four.
'Cycle' means round turny thing, i.e. wheel.

Bike = bicycle, two wheels
Trike = tricycle, three wheels
Quadbike = my brain hurts

#DoesNotCompute

“tanking with a large shield”. Sure, that makes sense. Looks at certain players in my OWN #RuneQuest games who can do that consistently, and well (they know who they are).

“tanking with an arbalest”? Sorry, no, #DoesNOTCompute #BrainGoesTILT

The discussion on Discord that alerted me to this turn of events included the phrase, and #IAmNotMakingThisUp, “tanking with an arbalest” to which my reaction was basically #DoesNOTCompute or, for pinball players, #BrainGoesTILT #RuneQuest
Op de dag dat het hier 17 graden is zend de NOS de Elfstedentocht uit. #doesnotcompute.

*Asks Canva chatbot if it can send my company an invoice
Chatbot: Select a plan ☝️ or click "Restart chat"

#doesnotcompute

A sledgehammer is missing! Manual labour.. and Doctor Smith.. #DOESNOTCOMPUTE!!!

#lulz #LostInSpace

How can teens be tried as adults and sent to prison for life in the U.S. yet not be allowed to affirm their gender?

#DoesNotCompute

#lgbtq #LGBTQIA
#trans #Transgender

~ Supreme Court allows Idaho to enforce ban on gender-affirming care for nearly all transgender minors for now~

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme-court-idaho-gender-affirming-care-transgender-minors/?ftag=CNM-00-10aac3a

Supreme Court allows Idaho to enforce ban on gender-affirming care for nearly all transgender minors for now

Idaho Gov. Brad Little, a Republican, signed a bill into law last year that prohibits gender-affirming medical treatments for transgender minors.

CBS News
Just saw a bumper sticker that says "Border Control, Not Gun Control." So does that mean we're supposed to deport illicit gun owners to Mexico???
🤔 #doesnotcompute

That moment when you're unsure if the reason your PC has locked up 2 mornings in a row is because

1. It's fucking old. (12 yearsish)
2. Firefox is just not really a usable browser any more.
3. The mostly unknown bleeding edge rolling release Arch-based OS you're running.

I update every morning then do my usual internet routine: hit the socials, catch up on YT subs, check emails/RSS while listening to my SoundCloud feed. Last 2 days the PC has frozen, had to reset. *shrug* #PC #DoesNotCompute

Very silly to perform at the Oscars, the supposed most glamorous event, in basic clothing and no make-up, when you have fresh-ass lip-filler, in order to be recognized from that one movie.
#DoesNotCompute

Where are the Whitney Houstons of our day that will make us revisit the televised singings for all eternity?
Momma Mc Preggers in a birds nest, another interesting choice.

Would have made more sense to see Austin Butler, as Elvis, perform live.

#WhereIsTheEntertainment?
#NoWowFactor
#Oscars🥱