Did you know that there's a whole law article about Epstein and luck that doesn't even mention that Epstein and PowerBall once?

Odds and Ends: An Epstein-Inspired Look at Luck

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Consider the following hypothetical: one day in 2020, unusual "cosmic rays"[1] hit Earth at a particular angle, refract through a pane of glass at The Bank of the United States, bum through a wire, and create a computer hiccup that randomly scrambles one day's worth of transactions for which no backup records yet exist. Some customers gain, while others lose. Untangling the effects would be difficult and costly. There is no way to know whether such an event will ever be repeated.

Seriously, #NotThatEpstein.

Upon hearing of this occurrence, Richard Epstein begins work on a characteristically well-argued op-ed on the best way to address the problem. But what response does he advocate?

Predicting Epstein's answer is difficult because the situation throws into conflict two principles that run through his work. To leave the bank account balances scrambled would upset the settled expectations upon which the entire edifice of property law is established, generating insecurity and deeply eroding incentives.[2] On the other hand, the glitch was nobody's fault,[3] and correcting it would impose heavy costs, involuntarily, on everyone.[4] The people harmed by these random losses can, after all, [...]

Incidentally, questions touched by this article are relevant to philosophising about the question of taxing sillionaires for their gruelling luck.

https://chicagounbound.uchicago.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=9934&context=journal_articles

Parents, please talk to your children about the dangers of television dialogue.

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The discussion on Discord that alerted me to this turn of events included the phrase, and #IAmNotMakingThisUp, “tanking with an arbalest” to which my reaction was basically #DoesNOTCompute or, for pinball players, #BrainGoesTILT #RuneQuest
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OK, I know I’ve shared this #businessAnalysis / #testing story before on the dying #exbird site but I don’t remember if I’ve told it here. This is the time I crashed TWO WA departments, including the public transport system by doing my job properly. #IAmNotMakingThisUp

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Post Script: The bug was isolated and fixed within hours of the mainframe coming back, and I did my retesting exactly the same way. Well, apart from having the CIO of the (then) State Taxation Department standing behind me watching when I did it. 😂

#Testing #BusinessAnalysis #IAmNotMakingThisUp 8/8

The thing is: the bug WOULD have manifested in PROD sooner or later if I hadn’t caught it then. I was ABSOLUTELY doing something that prod staff would have done, and on the same data I was using. 7/? #Testing #BusinessAnalysis #IAmNotMakingThisUp

Eventually the ONLY thing they could do was to “bounce” the mainframe by cycling the power on it.

#SoYeah. That was the time I was doing EXACTLY what I was being paid to do, in EXACTLY the way I was supposed to, and completely crashed TWO WA state departments. #Testing #BusinessAnalysis #IAmNotMakingThisUp 6/?

By the time anyone noticed no one COULD get into #TSOSessionManager. Only the thing is, yeah, we had separate DEV/TEST/PROD partitions on the mainframe, but it was still all on the same physical box… and we only had half of it. Transperth had the other half. And whatever loop I’d triggered by hitting “page up” was now eating the entire box. #Testing #BusinessAnalysis #IAmNotMakingThisUp 5/?

And… whatever I did hit a loop.

When no one in our #OpsTeam were in #TSOSessionManager… and neither was anyone else in Silver City (@rdm knows which building I’m talking about) where the hardware was actually located. #Testing #BusinessAnalysis #IAmNotMakingThisUp 4/?

So, being a diligent and thorough tester, I naturally tried this feature on the account records of a certain client whose debt recovery physical files were literally taller than I am. #Testing #BusinessAnalysis #IAmNotMakingThisUp 3/?