@SmudgeTheInsultCat IKEA has a Democracy Repair Kit. But unfortunately, it doesn't pass the IKEA Wobble Test, so you'll need extra stuff to bolster it between uses.

Alternately, I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@DaddyJew I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@carrieberry I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@georgetakei I still won't stop calling him our Cheetoh-in-Chef or The Great Orange One.

And I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@Branedy I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@fatsam I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@Eetschrijver @georgetakei I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot. Wait to release the film then.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@rbreich I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT

@dangillmor I'm thinking of a t-shirt with a body hanging by its entrails from a lamppost. Caption:

"Has he chosen his lamp post yet?"

I'm also praying for a blood clot.

#DICTATORPICKSHISLAMPPOST
#DICTATORWITHBLOODCLOT