Ohio Sheriff Replaces Alcatraz With Inflatable Crocs to Guard Yard and Laugh

#OhioSheriff #CrocsOnPatrol #GatorEscape #InflatableJustice #SatireNews By: TheJestPress.com **Sheriff’s Department in Ohio Mocks Alligator Alcatraz With Inflatable Crocs Outside Office To ‘Guard the Yard’: ‘People’s Suffering Is Hilarious!’** In breaking news that makes Florida jealous, the Davis County Sheriff's Department in Ohio has taken a bold environmental stance by defending their…

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