False spring, pharmacy roulette, neurologist nonsense, & a surprise DNA twist.
Another week surviving life in a haunted meat suit.

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False Spring, Bullshit Weather, & Migraines That Are Out for Blood

False spring has arrived in Illinois, which means chaotic weather, furious migraines, and joints that feel like they’re staging a jailbreak. Between pharmacy roulette, neurologist nonsense, and a s…

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The Fae cannot lie, red can provoke them, and iron is your friend. Ancient warnings from the Good Folk still hold lessons for survival today. #FolkloreWednesday #CrippledCryptid

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The Good Folk Are Not Your Friends

The Good Folk are not quaint neighbors borrowing sugar- they are ancient, clever, and indifferent to human comfort. Beauty is never proof of safety. Listen to the warnings, honor the rules, and sur…

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Cane-wielding garden gremlin 🦴 with a medical alert service dog sidekick 🐾. Writer ✒️ & disability advocate ♿ behind The Crippled Cryptid.

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Dumplings, noodles, tangyuan, and tangerines- every Lunar New Year bite is a little blessing. 🍊🥟✨
Honor the stories, savor the magic, and share your own feast of fortune. #CrippledCryptid

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Feasts of Fortune: A Folklore Thursday Mini for Lunar New Year

A soft-lit bite of Lunar New Year magic: from dumplings that invite wealth to tangyuan that hug family close, discover how food carries luck, prosperity, and protection into the year ahead. 🥟✨

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