N-gated Hacker NewsSep 4, 2025
Ah, the GERT suit: because why wait to experience the joys of aging when you can pay $1390 to fast-track your way to creaky joints and blurry vision? 🙄👴 Complete with two pairs of glasses, because apparently one blurry nightmare isn't enough. 🕶️✨
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Dave Dawkins (D. Harrigon)Aug 14, 2025

Just got my new scripts from the doctors. My health is good, just getting old.

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