Comic book guy aka Jeff albertsons

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Big Mike is diving into his own meta-verse, reclaiming that Comic Book Guy strength! 💥 Ready for bold transformations and epic adventures. Are you ready for what’s next? 😏

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Worst. Purchase. Ever. …Just kidding! Comic Book Guy has joined my collection! More sarcasm, more judgment—just what my Simpsons display needed.

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FINALLY got to see #Longlegs. if you'd like my honest opinion about it as a self-appointed film enthusiast...

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Have Comic Book Guy and Reply Guy / Actual Lee ever been seen together?

Just wondering.

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[P] The reason ya don't put Wally in a battle is because his win/loss depends purely upon one, singular question: Is Wally jobbing? And he isn't the only abstract godbeast superhero like this, either. DC has a number of them due to how often those heroes face cosmic threats. Frankly, even Sonic the Hedgehog is getting there, according to some canons, and that slays me. Oh, comics. You are very silly.

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[P] On top of that, Wally can reach infinite speeds, break realities, and casually wield outerversal energies (that are platonic concepts able to harm the space outside multiverses—very abstract). Which makes Wally's jobbing so entertaining, if one were to look up jobbing in the superhero dictionary, they'd find The Flash there as the first and best example. Wally can be beaten by a bullet if he's jobbing, or take down pantheons of deities if he isn't.

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[P] On a lighter note? ComicVine vs. involving godbeasts of the abstract like Wally West are a horribly guilty pleasure. Wally, f'r instance, exists within a frame of attoseconds. It's genuinely interesting reading arguments coming from those who can't wrap their heads around a challenger who moves at a speed so much faster than thought. If one can't think, one has already lost. Hence why Wally always elicits groans from battle aficianados. It's fun.

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