In true Stacie fashion, I somehow cut myself on the seatbelt as I got out of the Lyft. I arrived at my friend’s place asking for a bandage because I was bleeding.
There was a yogurt incident right before I was about to wash the dishes. I dropped a plastic container of yogurt while moving things in the fridge. The container split on the sides and yogurt went EVERYWHERE. Including under the fridge further than I could reach. So I had to pull the fridge out. There may have been some swearing. Okay, a LOT of swearing.
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It has been almost 7 years since I fractured my left ankle. But to this day, whenever I drop something, my instinct is to move my left foot out of the way so that whatever I dropped doesn’t hurt my left foot.
I just dropped something and my left foot moved *so swiftly* out of the way.
You may be clumsy if you get excited to see a 220-pack of various sized bandages at Costco. Yes, I bought them.
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I injured myself doing laundry. 🩹
I punched the plastic cover over the lint thing for the dryer and my knuckle was bleeding profusely. We have a shared laundry room, so I just kept rinsing my knuckle under the water in the sink, then raising my hand above my heart while doing everything with my left hand.
Transferring laundry from washer to dryer with my non-dominant hand while trying not to bleed on my newly cleaned clothes was difficult. Have I mentioned I’m clumsy? 🩸
I’ve been clumsy my whole life. I recently thought about whether toe length has any function in balance. My toes are quite short. Maybe if I had longer toes, I’d have better balance. 🤔
I injured myself making zoodles
#ClumsyGirlProblems #Clumsy #SundayMealPrep #ZucchiniNoodles #today
I dropped a juice lid and it didn’t just fall to the floor, it ricocheted off the kitchen counter and cupboards like a ball in a pinball machine.
Me: gravity, why you gotta be so extra?!
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Another Sunday and another near miss with a knife while preparing food.
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