Wonkette Headline BotMay 31, 2023

Trump Calling Kayleigh McEnany 'Milktoast' Because Sure, That's How That's Spelled https://www.wonkette.com/trump-kayleigh-mcenany-milktoast

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Trump Calling Kayleigh McEnany 'Milktoast' Because Sure, That's How That's Spelled

Definitely what winners do a year and a half out from their next humiliating election loss.

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Wonkette Headline BotMay 31, 2023

House Freedom Idiots Gon' Frag Speaker Kevin McCarthy? Maaaybe! https://www.wonkette.com/house-freedom-idiots-gon-frag-speaker-kevin-mccarthy-maaaybe

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House Freedom Idiots Gon' Frag Speaker Kevin McCarthy? Maaaybe!

Lie down with dogs.

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Wonkette Headline BotMay 30, 2023

Kevin McCarthy Agrees To Lift Debt Ceiling In Exchange For Biden Letting Him Paint White House Fence https://www.wonkette.com/kevin-mccarthy-agrees-to-lift-debt-ceiling-in-exchange-for-biden-letting-him-paint-white-house-fence

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Kevin McCarthy Agrees To Lift Debt Ceiling In Exchange For Biden Letting Him Paint White House Fence

Don't play poker with Uncle Joe.

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Wonkette Headline BotJan 17, 2023

Who Needs Social Security When Republicans Will Let You Work Until You Die, Possibly Longer? https://www.wonkette.com/who-needs-social-security-when-republicans-will-let-you-work-until-you-die-possibly-longer

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Who Needs Social Security When Republicans Will Let You Work Until You Die, Possibly Longer?

Seriously, why does anyone vote for these losers?

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Wonkette Headline BotJan 9, 2023

"15th Time's The Charm" Is Totally A Thing. Seriously! Stop Laughing!! https://www.wonkette.com/15th-time-s-the-charm-is-totally-a-thing-seriously-stop-laughing

#Chip_roy #Dan_crenshaw #Jim_jordan #James_comer #Sunday_show_rundown #15th_times_the_charm #The_simpsons #The_simpsons_movie #Rock_and_a_hard_place #Homer_simpson #Kevin_mccarthy #Speaker_of_the_house #Gop_house #Republicans #Hakeem_jeffries #Egg_timer #Doctor_who #Die_hard #Nakatomi_plaza #Cnn #State_of_the_union #Mr_t #Jake_tapper

"15th Time's The Charm" Is Totally A Thing. Seriously! Stop Laughing!!

It's your House Republican-filled Sunday shows rundown!

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Wonkette Headline BotDec 20, 2022
House Republicans Declare War On Slightly Less Awful Senate Republicans https://www.wonkette.com/house-republicans-declare-war-on-slightly-less-awful-senate-republicans
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House Republicans Declare War On Slightly Less Awful Senate Republicans

Kevin McCarthy's House is collapsing before it's even built.

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