Trump Calling Kayleigh McEnany 'Milktoast' Because Sure, That's How That's Spelled

Definitely what winners do a year and a half out from their next humiliating election loss.

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Election-Denying Republicans Will Keep Losing Elections While We Point And Laugh

It's simple math!

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Herschel, Grifty Walker

Wait that headline doesn't make sense.

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Texas Lege Well Into Annual WTF Season

Oh it's bad.

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The Flat Circle Of Republican Stupidity

It's your never-ending Sunday show rundown!

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PENNSYLVANIA HOUSE CLUSTERFU ... Wait, Actually, Power Transfer All Quite Civilized!

And now there'll be no more GOP mischief ever again. Right?

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Gosh, Wonder Why Arizona's Republican AG Sat On Report Showing No Vote Fraud?

It is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum.

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John Fetterman Hospitalized For Depression, Everybody Awesome About It If You Ignore GOP

Best wishes, Senator. Many of us know depression all too well.

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BREAKING: Kari Lake Still Not Governor

She knows it. But she's got a grift to flog, so ... here we are again.

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Congressional Florida Man Gives Out Dummy Grenades To Fellow Republican Dummies

Okay cool.

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