Republicans Enter 5 Stages Of Durham Flop Grief. Stage 1: LIE. Stages 2 Through 5: LIE MORE.

Consistency is key.

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It's Your Pre-Trump Arraignment Sunday Show Rundown!

The countdown to the mug shot begins now!

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Tucker Hates Trump 'Passionately.' Trump May Not Have Heard That News Yet.

And more fallout from Tucker's 1/6 treason porn and those Dominion texts!

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Come Watch More Flawless House Republican Victories!

Will they actually pass a rules package?

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"15th Time's The Charm" Is Totally A Thing. Seriously! Stop Laughing!!

It's your House Republican-filled Sunday shows rundown!

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Former DC Cop Michael Fanone Stops By Capitol To Check In On Old 'Weasel Bitch' Kevin McCarthy

And all your other updates!

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Republicans Declare Number One Priority: Protecting Tax Cheats

Very on brand.

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