This is the best news on the internet in a long time:
New weekly columns of The Straight Dope are back!
Cecil's back!
CECIL’S BACK! More to the point, the weekly Straight Dope column is back – at least for now. As so often at pivotal junctures, we provide the following FAQ: Who’s Cecil? One sighs. However, it’s been a long time. Cecil Adams is the world’s smartest human being, who knows everything and is never wrong. His weekly Q&A column the Straight Dope was published weekly between 1973 and 2018 in alternative newspapers throughout the U.S. and Canada. What are alternative newspapers? It is too painful ...