I unearthed a box of cat toys. The #CatWithTenure has taken to sleeping in the box on top of the toys. Therefore, she is obviously reincarnated from a dragon.
Obviously. #catstodon #caturday

First night in the new place. Pretty sure a cat popped a hole in the air mattress. The other two are deeply enamored with the new closet. They live there now. #HumanFetchUsOurFood. #StimulusKittens #CatWithTenure #CoastTimeYear

Achievement unlocked: We have moved cats in to the new house. They are very happy to stay in their carriers, thanks. #StimulusKittens #CatWithTenure #CoastTimeYear

7:33 am, #caturday. The #CoastTimeYear move has created exciting new frontiers in the feline game of #TheFloorIsMadeOfLava. Yuki managed to traverse the living room and discovered the newly empty kitchen counters may provide access to the ever forbidden Top of the Fridge. Her sister watches from Cat Tree Observation Point 1. I remain conquered under the #CatWithTenure on the couch.

Yesterday the #CatWithTenure decided to investigate the view from a tv table that was in an unusual spot and jumped into my paint tray. I am hoping today's adventures are less adventurous for all of us #CoastTimeYear #WhiteFootprintsEverywhere

(if I seem unusually chatty today it is because 1. I am feeling sassy at the world in lighthearted ways and want to #CreatetheContentYouWantToSee and 2. I am trapped under the #CatWithTenure who wants to watch endless videos of humans doing weird human things and making snarky remarks in meow.)

The most excellent alarm clock #CatWithTenure three hours after performing her work for the day. My leg is under there somewhere. #catstodon #caturday

First #Saturday in 5 years I was able to sleep in, so promptly at 4:30 the #CatWithTenure assured me that I would not be late for her breakfast by batting at my head and combing my hair with her claws. Happy #caturday everyone.

The cats remain unimpressed with my efforts to transition my #BakersHours into something more sustainable. The #CatWithTenure continues to be a champion for early #breakfast for all of us #CoastTimeYear