Mastodawn

jp Aug 19, 2025

William Tell (2024): when a Swiss legend becomes a British lecture in bad CGI, token casting, and historical amnesia. Crossbows, mountains, and absolutely no point.
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William Tell Me Lies (Tell Me Shitty Little Lies)

What’s more insensitive? An adaptation of Wilhelm Tell without Indians, or one without Swiss and Austrians? Friedrich Schiller’s 1804 drama centers on the Swiss struggle for independence from the H…

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