https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/may/13/england-gets-27-new-bathing-sites-but-no-guarantee-theyll-be-safe-for-swimming
Minister Robbie Moore is taking the piss, or rather allowing the piss, shit and E coli. “Bathing status is no guarantee the waters are safe to swim in”. My grinning mole #CCHQPress describes this as a “massive turd rolled in glitter”.
England gets 27 new bathing sites – but no guarantee they’ll be safe for swimming

Water campaigner Feargal Sharkey says newly designated sites will join ‘ignoble, floundering list of failure’

The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/mar/25/thousands-of-foreign-nurses-a-year-leave-uk-to-work-abroad
My mole #CCHQpress reports much delight from US healthcare insurance that the plans to reduce the NHS to a Medicare style rump are making such good progress.
Thousands of foreign nurses a year leave UK to work abroad

Exclusive: Surge in nurses originally from outside EU moving overseas prompts concern Britain is a ‘staging post’ in their careers

The Guardian
Here we go… Tory gerrymandering and vote suppression is already being planned. My mole #CCHQPress reports the minions are delighted.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/mar/23/left-without-a-voice-october-general-election-could-leave-students-in-uk-unable-to-vote
‘Left without a voice’: October general election could leave students in UK unable to vote

Universities fear an autumn election will not leave undergraduates enough time to register

The Guardian
Home Office food provision leaving some asylum seekers malnourished – report

Research claims people have been hospitalised and children are ‘crying with hunger’ due to poor quality of food from contractors

The Guardian
Survivors of UK terror attacks warn: ‘Don’t equate Muslims with extremists’

Open letter signed by families of victims including Manchester Arena bombing says debate ‘must not play into terrorists’ hands’

The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/feb/24/home-office-accused-of-cover-up-over-golden-visas-for-super-rich-russians
#Corruption My mole #CCHQpress chortles that the party stands to lose a lot of donations of they come clean, but even more of what’s left of their reputation
Home Office accused of cover-up over ‘golden visas’ for super-rich Russians

Government refused to publish review of system that allowed Russians now sanctioned due to Ukraine war to live in Britain

The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/jan/25/tourists-heading-to-europe-could-face-14-hour-queues-at-dover-from-october
A clear Brexshit Dividend is how my mole #CCHQPress wittingly describes it! There is no doubt that the GE will be called before this “shitshow” (I quote) hits
Tourists heading to Europe could face 14-hour queues at Dover from October

New EU entry-exit system could lead to gridlocked roads if scheme goes ahead as planned, MPs hear

The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2024/jan/23/children-suffering-due-to-lack-of-outdoor-play-uk-charities-warn
My mole in #CCHQPress reports that the children are poor, parents unlikely to vote Tory and so… meh. No bothered faces.
Children suffering due to lack of outdoor play, UK charities warn

Charities call on government to prioritise outside spaces for play as MPs begin inquiry into planning and children’s wellbeing

The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/jan/19/retail-sales-in-great-britain-plummet-as-christmas-shoppers-cut-back
Oh dear… who to blame this time? My #CCHQPress mole reports some consternation as even semi-plausible scapegoats are scarce.
Retail sales in Great Britain plummet as Christmas shoppers cut back

December figures show biggest monthly fall since shops were forced to close during pandemic in 2021

The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/education/2024/jan/18/organised-may-be-profiting-from-student-loan-worth-60m-report
My #CCHQPress mole giggles that the party is about to lose a source of funding if this hole is plugged.
Organised crime may be profiting from student loan fraud worth £60m – report

Gaps in regulation over franchise university providers leaving funding unprotected, according to National Audit Office

The Guardian