Cattle Hammer â Dark Thoughts with Lights Out
By Spicie Forrest
English is fairly adequate for basic communication, but it falls short for niche communities. In the same way that skiers repurpose âpowderâ or âcarveâ and gamers repurpose âownâ or âsweaty,â metal fans break and contort language to suit our needs. We talk about âfilthyâ guitar tones and ârazor sharpâ riffs, discuss âcavernousâ production and âsuffocatingâ weight, and use violent imageryâbleeding ears, caved in skullsâto denote quality. So when I read phrases like âslow, painful march,â âsoporific1 dirge,â and âempty decades between chordsâ on the promo sheet for debut Dark Thoughts with Lights Out, I thought Cattle Hammer was just employing a little dialectical variance, speaking the lingo. Jokeâs on me, though. They werenât.
Based in Birmingham, UK, Cattle Hammer was formed by vocalist/guitarist Duncan Wilkins (Fukpig, Mistress) in 2023. Heâs joined by I Cartwright on drums, J Wyles on guitar, and D Von Donovan on bass. Together, they mix a caustic brew of drone, doom, and sludge, but each track on Dark Thoughts with Lights Out has its own identity. âGloomsowerâ leans stony, and Wilkins oscillates between deep roars and strangled croaks reminiscent of Weedeater. âRottingâ features short tremolos, although they donât do much besides check the âblackenedâ box on the PR sheet. The ambient, noise-tinged intro to âWatchmen, Aloneâ caught my attention, but repetition of the vocal sample stunts its ability to build tension. Similarly, âBody Puzzleâ ends on some interesting synths, but itâs a tough sell so late in the album. If you canât tell, Iâm really reaching for positives here, but thereâs not a one that isnât ultimately a disappointment.
ï»żDark Thoughts With Lights Out by Cattle Hammer
Every time I thought Cattle Hammer might do something interesting or better texturize Dark Thoughts with Lights Out, they shrank from the occasion. The early lead guitar in âGloomsowerâ is a bright change of pace amidst thick, doomy passages, but instead of playing a countermelody or variation on the theme or literally anything else, it just plays the same fucking riff in a higher register. This same-riff-different-instrument/key tactic is fairly common (âRotting,â âWatchmen, Aloneâ). Organ (âWatchmen, Alone,â âBody Puzzleâ) and piano (âRottingâ) make appearances, but fail to deliver anything justifying their inclusion. Static and feedback crop up frequently, but in Cattle Hammerâs hands, they are merely unpleasant and banal. While I was intrigued by the first sample2 and always appreciate Sheri Moon Zombie,3 Cattle Hammerâs sample usage is ham-fisted and melodramatic. Each of these ornaments gave me hope that I might soon feel something besides boredom and frustration, but invariably, Dark Thoughts with Lights Out dashed my hopes and shuffled on.
What astounds me most on Dark Thoughts with Lights Out is how avoidable many of these blunders seem. Percussion is a little lackluster, and the instruments seem a bit compressed in the mix, leaving the vocals too far in front. These arenât deal breakers, but playing fewer riffsâIâm being generous, calling them thatâin 45 minutes than I have fingers is. Structuring the front half of a song to sound like a narrative climax with no build-up or release is (âWatchmen, Alone,â âBody Puzzleâ). Rhythmic density rivaling the emptiness of space is. Ambient, feedback-laden outros enough to compile an EP is. This album is ostensibly meant to convey misery and suffering, but devoid of creativity or artistic abstraction, it misses the mark that acts like Primitive Man, The Body, or Sumac hit so well. Itâs as if Cattle Hammer has crafted some misguided meta experience, in which the act of listening to the music imparts the misery normally communicated through the music itself.
If thereâs one thing Cattle Hammer truly excels at, itâs squandering potential. Every criticism in this review is a place where I saw an opportunity for Dark Thoughts with Lights Out to get better, only for it to stay the course. Whatâs even more frustrating is that, if any one of these problems werenât a problem, it could have at least partially salvaged the album. Amidst deeply uninteresting riffs played slow enough for inter-note naps, song constructions that fail to launch, underutilized instrumentation, an impressive lack of variation, repetition ad nauseum, and a totally unjustified runtime, Dark Thoughts with Lights Out isnât simply unremarkable or uninteresting; itâs a literal chore to listen through. Based on the promo sheet, maybe thatâs the point, but whether Cattle Hammer achieved their goal is irrelevant.4 Dark Thoughts with Lights Out is a bad album.
Rating: 1.0/5.0
DR: 10 | Format Reviewed: 320 kbps mp3
Label: Road to Masochist
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Releases Worldwide: February 6th, 2026
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