> Gamblers are betting millions of dollars on measles outbreaks
https://archive.ph/kgO7K (unlocked link)
Not sure what is worse: the gamblers or the scientists using said gambling as part of their disease research because it "makes predictions better."
But in the end, the #CosmicJoker laughs.
Blessed be the DivineHumor
Reasons to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: someone on your plane has measles, and you better pray you're vaccinated. If you are in Idaho, odds are you're fucked.
> Measles takes a plane to Idaho, which has worst vaccination rate in US https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/04/airport-measles-case-reported-in-idaho-state-with-lowest-vaccination-rate/
> We study pandemics, and the resurgence of measles is a grim sign of what’s coming https://arstechnica.com/science/2026/03/we-study-pandemics-and-the-resurgence-of-measles-is-a-grim-sign-of-whats-coming/
As I keep saying, the signs are there to be seen.
El que tenga oidos que oiga.
> US nears 1,000 measles cases with infections confirmed in 26 states, CDC data shows https://abcnews.com/Health/us-nears-1000-measles-cases-infections-confirmed-26/story?id=130332831
#ThisIsAmerica doing its best to #BringBackMeasles because that surplus population ain't reducing itself.
> Doctors discover new link between rising measles cases among children and their parents being gullible morons https://newsthump.com/2026/02/16/doctors-discover-new-link-between-rising-measles-cases-among-children-and-their-parents-being-gullible-morons/
Not even trying for #BarelySatire here.
After measles cases began rising rapidly in parts of London, doctors discovered a link between children who get measles and the likelihood of their parents being gullible simpletons.
> Measles is one of the most contagious diseases on the planet, and it's spreading in the U.S. https://irjci.blogspot.com/2026/02/measles-is-one-of-most-contagious.html
Well, you know exactly which #assholes to thanks for this.
> Trump admin is "destroying medical research," Senate report finds https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/02/trump-admin-is-destroying-medical-research-senate-report-finds/
Hey, that surplus population ain't going to reduce itself.
#CullTheHerd #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs #ThisIsAmerica #health #medicine #academia #HigherEd
> South Carolina Measles Outbreak Reaches Nearly 800 Cases
https://www.democracynow.org/2026/1/28/headlines/south_carolina_measles_outbreak_reaches_nearly_800_cases
FTA: "...the largest outbreak in the United States since the disease was declared eliminated nearly two decades ago. "
And we all know who to thank for this, fucking antivax nutjobs.
South Carolina has reported nearly 800 measles cases — the largest outbreak in the United States since the disease was declared eliminated nearly two decades ago. The state’s health department said at least 18 people have been hospitalized for complications of measles. Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has upended immunization policies in the U.S. as he and his allies have spread misinformation on vaccines.
> United States Completes WHO Withdrawal https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2026/united-states-completes-who-withdrawal.html
Rest of the world: "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
#BoycottUSA #AmericanEmpire #health #NGO #GovDocs #WHO #CDC #CullTheHerd #BringBackMeasles #BringBackIronLungs
South Carolina: doing its part to help America #BringBackMeasles.
> The US Is In For Another Bad Year of Measles Cases
A growing measles outbreak in South Carolina has infected more than 600 people since October, with hundreds more being potentially exposed.
https://www.wired.com/story/the-us-is-in-for-another-bad-year-of-measles-cases/
You know who to thank for this.
A. Rivera
