Led By Gilded FoolsTrump Says Intelligence Played No Role in His Decision to Start War
“I made this call with no intelligence whatsoever.”
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-intelligence-played-no
Trump Says Andrew's Arrest Sets Dangerous Precedent of Pedophiles Facing Consequences
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-andrews-arrest-sets-dangerous
Michael Fenichel2/2
Sir#TrumpVirus expressed that it is sad for the Royal family - though smiling and energized (as someone "still undefeated") bragged that HE, of course, was totally exonerated!
The #ToddlerKing added that he just found out - from the other (unreleased) 3 million #EpsteinFiles pages: #Epstein was actually *against* Trump's run for President. [When?]
But here's the underlying #truth in a nutshell, i.e., Sir's big beautiful uh brain, according to satirist #Borowitz
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-andrews-arrest-sets-dangerous
This. ✓
#Borowitz on the "Tiffany Network" of #TrumpVirus
> Bari Weiss Declares CBS Will Have Zero Tolerance for News
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/bari-weiss-declares-cbs-will-have
> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—At a tense all-hands meeting on Wednesday, editor-in-chief Bari Weiss announced that, going forward, CBS News will institute a zero-tolerance policy towards news.
>Next Sunday, CBS will air the first Weiss-edited episode of “60 Minutes,” now called “4 Minutes.”
jackcole
Sharon McCarthy18 minutes of wit & wisdom,
Long form Andy Borowitz - With Robert Reich
> We Could All Use Some Robert Reich Right Now
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/we-could-all-use-some-robert-reich
> "After this shitshow of a week, it’s time for something uplifting: a conversation with the legendary Robert Reich....
My podcast is usually for paid subscribers only, but I’m making this episode free for all. This week showed just how far the fascist Trump regime will go to silence critics."
Love,
Andy
We Could All Use Some Robert Reich Right Now
The Andy Borowitz Show
icedaft.bsky.social#USA #Robert Reich #Borowitz
„We all could use some Robert Reich right now!“
www.borowitzreport.com/p/we-could-a...
We Could All Use Some Robert R...
We Could All Use Some Robert R...
We Could All Use Some Robert Reich Right Now
The Andy Borowitz Show
MarkIn addition to great political satire, Andy Borowitz sometimes posts actionable content, like this writeup of DON'Ts and DOs.
How NOT to Stop Trump
(WARNING: This post contains useful information.)
https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/how-not-to-help-democrats-win
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