Mastodawn

If it's anything like the BBQs I've been to, it's being a vegetarian or worse, a vegan.😅

FYI, if you're ever invited to a BBQ hosted by owls, don't be a herbivore. Even if you're bigger, you might be considered prey.🍖 🦉 ✨

Shrimp on the Barbie, literally.

Don't be a bogan.

Bad man (robot really) comes from future to unalive a lady.
Nice man follows him and stops him but gets unalived himself.
The lady drives off with a cute dog to protect her. #ExplainAMoviePlotToAn8YearOld #BlueMammothTags #HashtagGames

I know it's a cartoon about bunnies, but trust me, you do NOT want to watch this.

Lots of pew pew pew, but the bad guys couldn't even hit the ground. There's also a bigfoot and little dog men.

*Although if you're all right with swearing to a child, Malcolm Tucker did a pretty good job of describing it in The Thick of It.😂

Why yes, it is real.

My MedicAlert bracelet brings all the hot chicks into my yard.

You’re an inspiration.

The worst thing about sloppy seconds is the waiting around.

“Is it in yet?”