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Why yes, it is real.

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My MedicAlert bracelet brings all the hot chicks into my yard.

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You’re an inspiration.

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The worst thing about sloppy seconds is the waiting around.

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“Is it in yet?”

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Fentanyl chic is the next big thing.

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There’s not nearly enough broccoli in Chinese-American cuisine.

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I will never give up on calander reform.

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I’ve too many books.

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