Cereal be gone!
Just ate a steak for breakfast because society’s rules about "pancakes" and "yogurt" are merely suggestions.

Pros:
- Feel like a conquering Viking before 9 AM.
- Instant +100 protein buff.
- My coffee now tastes like pure victory.

Cons:
- The toaster is looking at me with deep, judgment filled disappointment.

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