Successfully sent my best friend thier birthday present - only 3 weeks late this time.
😶
#Adulting. Yay.
[I fail at Adulting. I fail ~so incredibly hard~]
LRT: There is no rule that says you are required to use all the features of a #smartphone. First of all, you can simply not look at the damned thing.
Second of all, you can turn off #notifications.
Thirdly, you can refuse to install #SocialMedia apps on it. If you absolutely must have access occasionally, you can access them through the web browser (and if you can't well, fuck that).
It may take some #discipline, but isn't that what #adulting is all about?
Loyalty is strong… until the salary hits stronger 💸😌
credit: @maffaello
#CorporateLife #JobSwitch #SalaryHike #WorkLife #OfficeHumor #CareerGrowth #Relatable #9to5Life #WorkMemes #Adulting #PayDayFeels #BetterOffer
Look, it's not even 9am and I've done the first bit of #adulting today.
Now to get the Day Job under way.
F21 looking for sexting. My telegrm @elina699x
Hello every one !
I promised myself I would go out to the garage and get all the stuff I wasn't using and would never use out to the alley and schedule the bulk pickup -- and I did that today.
Can I get an "I win at #adulting " sticker now? Or a margarita? Or both?