I hate to be -that guy- but every time I come home from a long trip in a savage land, I'm delighted to see my dog, but almost more overwhelmed with glee to be back in a house with an electric bidet, because I bitterly resent the realm of toilet paper.

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butt fountain time  #bidetlife

Good Morning #Canada
November 19th is #WorldToiletDay, created in 2001 to highlight sanitation around the world.
The average Canadian uses 80+ rolls of toilet paper a year, almost double what Europeans consume. The difference is bidets which were rare in Canada but have become more popular due to COVID related tissue hoarding and increased immigration.
As a public service here is a helpful article about using a bidet for the first time.

#CanadaIsAwesome #bidetlife
https://www.bathroomgeek.com/what-to-expect-the-first-time-you-use-a-bidet/

What to expect the first time you use a bidet -

If you still have never used a bidet, you’re on the verge of something life changing. Just the fact that you’re starting to look into trying a bidet tells me you’re an adventurous person. My Read more…

Fuck yeah heated toilet seat. #BidetLife
Gives gravitas to “toot” in the fediverse… My ass is excited for this new upgrade at the house! TMI? ;) #bidet #toto #totwashlet #bidetlife