Recently I finally got off my ass (pun intended) and started seriously investigating adding a bidet seat to one of our toilets.
I was going to save time and energy by buying the fanciest model available at #Costco, but it won't fit our toilet because of a raised contour at the back of the bowl. It took me three email exchanges with #Kohler to extract that information.
Now I'm exchanging email with #Brondell to see if theirs will fit.
#homeImprovement #DIY #bidet

Got a portable #bidet for Christmas. Now my ass can be 100% clean everywhere! I'm now far up north in a community and still feel good down there.

Shock: your throne just got a glow-up. This fresh-water bidet installs in 10 minutes on any toilet for luxury washed butthole vibes. 💧https://chunkyfinds.com/bidet-fresh-water-toilet-attachment #Bidet #FreshWaterBidet #ToiletUpgrade

Works with diet too #soda #pop #crispysprite #bidet #mcdonalds #joke #humor #comedy #funny #standup #skit

Washlet woes
https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueAnon/s/gXvUC7Eh1H
#GoodReddit #bidet

My #birthday is coming up (September 8th) so I'm posting my #wishlist Besides getting money to pay towards my $895 medical bills (I've raised $165 so far) the one thing I want the most is the portable #bidet
https://throne.com/jamijr