”What do you do for a Job?”

=> What you do for your suffering at the hands of an unpredictable and vindictive boss with absolute authority over you.

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You know, I feel compelled to say that had it been me there in the garden on the fateful day, had I been the one there with the Serpent instead of Eve being offered the Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil with the tempting words "Surely, you will not die".
I know I'd look that serpent right in the eye and say this:
"But I will die, and don't call me Shirley".
#adamandeve #biblejokes #inthebeginning #LeslieNielson #JustBeingSilly

Ever wondered where the rule „don’t deploy on a Friday“ came from?

Well, god deployed mankind on a Friday and see what mess it created

#dadjokes #genesis #biblejokes #cicd

“Strong’s Concordance” would be a pretty cool name for a band.

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