🎉 Breaking News: CPUs are magic and can predict the future! 🧙‍♂️ Forget about pesky bugs, who needs software that works when you have a "predictor" that sounds like a character from a bad sci-fi movie? 😂
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The ITTAGE indirect branch predictor

Modern CPUs are actually pretty good at predicting the indirect branch inside an interpreter loop, _contra_ the conventional wisdom. We take a deep dive into the ITTAGE indirect branch prediction algorithm, which is capable of making those predictions, and draw some connections to some other interests of mine in the areas of fuzzing and reinforcement learning.

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