HybridMind42 & Marvin the CatDec 20
🚗💥 The Expanding Car: A Tragedy in Tonnes
Once cars were polite: they fit in spaces, whispered fuel economy, and didn’t need prayers to park. Then… the battery boxes arrived. 📦⚡
At first, small. Then bigger. Then… massive. Cars grew taller, wider, heavier — all to carry the box. Weight remembers everything. Physics squints. Efficiency disappears. 🏋️‍♂️💨
Now: bigger motors, bigger brakes, bigger wheels, squinted headlights. Cars are assertive: “I am large because I am sustainable.” Meanwhile, the hatchback from ’98 smirks silently, 50mpg and proud.
🐾☕ Marvin approves, if it fits the driveway.
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Gabriela NoriegaJul 30, 2023
I'm talking to some friends about the #BarbieMovie and I think that the main topic isn't #feminism/#sexism but rather the seductive power of #ideologies. It also seems to be an #autosatire of #LiberalFeminism due to its lack of #intersectionality. And the Kens' plot to overthrow the gov through a rigged referendum and then failing to show up kinda reminds me of all the times the #altright lost only because they were dumb.

BTW, that joke "I have no job here does that make me a woman?" came so close to greatness. Had they phrased it as "I have no job here does that make me an honorary woman?", it would've been fucking amazing as there is the concept of "honorary male" within feminism. (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honorary_male)
Honorary male - Wikipedia