@egallager

y'know, on the surface removing something that is chronically introducing moral dilemma's seems reasonable

weird that no one thought to consider being curious about who is tying folks up on the tracks and address that instead though

(#attemptedHumor)

Did I mention that I have a catalog of network related stuff?

The motto is "If we have it you don't need it".

Might you need an Armor Piercing Packet? Check. A packet of mass destruction, yup. Percussive Maintenance Kit - no problem. etc.

Yes, all that, and more!

It's the only catalog that offers zero click checkout - you look at it, you've bought it! (We do not accept returns.)

https://www.cavebear.com/cb_catalog/

#Humor #AttemptedHumor #catalog

Cavebear Catalog · Cavebear! - Thoughts and Commentary by Karl Auerbach

Cavebear Catalog

Cavebear! - Thoughts and Commentary by Karl Auerbach

It sounds like the people upstairs are moving furniture, which is unnerving, because I'm on the top floor of a single-family dwelling and a) there is no "upstairs" from here and b) there shouldn't be any "people" or "furniture" up there.

#TrueStory #AttemptedHumor

I think I'm probably not using enough hashtags on this site, so I'm going to start. #AttemptedHumor, #RandomToot, #ExistentialNihilism

@nathanalbert you really do go for the jugular with these questions. And the thinly veiled bias — my! You should be a pollster.

I thought Mastodon was supposed to be a friendly, less divisive place.

Take your hate back to the bad place!

(And, to answer, if you can’t see the wavy can ridges in your otherwise perfectly cylindrical cranberry sauce, it’s not a real Thanksgiving and you should go back where you came from. This is ‘Merica!)

#AttemptedHumor