This was an intelligent decision by Trump | @destiny

#Compliment #Applaud #AprilFirst #Tariffs

Go away, kid, you're bothering me with not only all your brain numbingly dumb but also all your annoyingly verisimilitudinous fake news posts. That's so last millennium.

Ugh. April 1st. Amirite?

#meme #DontTreadOnMe #IKnow #OlderThanYou #AprilFirst #AprilFool #AprilFools #TrueInternetFact

Go away, kid, you're bothering me with not only all your brain numbingly dumb but also all your annoyingly verisimilitudinous fake news posts. That's so last millennium.

Ugh. April 1st. Amirite?

#meme #DontTreadOnMe #IKnow #OlderThanYou #AprilFirst #AprilFool #AprilFools #TrueInternetFact

Is it a 1st of April Joke?
Never mind, for me it is an opportunity to show some technological knowledge.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/03/crystalmark-retro-benchmark-extends-support-all-the-way-back-to-windows-95/

#windows95 #arstechnica #aprilfirst #technology

There’s a new benchmark in town for measuring performance on Windows 95 PCs

Did you want to see how fast your ancient computer was? Because now you can!

Ars Technica

Today is the day I don't go to #news sites, I don't read my #RSS feed and I don't watch #YouTube videos either.

#AprilFools #April1st #AprilFirst #MentalHealth

Well, this is strange. Somebody just emailed me saying that they had found an old Chinese book and were wondering if it was valuable. The title is 網俠, or "Knight of the Nets", which I'd never heard of and can find no information on.

The thing is, it's not really text. The pages are filled with random characters in what looks like a square grid, but most of the squares are blank. Sometimes there are short sentences at the top of the page, often in the second person, like they're addressing the reader.

The scan I was sent is a bit hard to make out, so I copied some of the grid on paper. As best as I can tell, the accompanying sentence here says something like "you [honorific] hear the sound of water falling on coins of gold".

There is no information about the author, the publisher, or the year of publication, only a date of some sort on the first page: the first day of the fourth month.

Any ideas?

#ChineseLanguage #puzzles #games #YetAnotherStupidJoke #AprilFirst #Nethack

Year loading progress at 25%

Trust things you read on the Internet even less than normal tomorrow.

#shenanigans #aprilFirst

On April First we foolishly advertise plays we will (probably) never stage!

"Long ago, the four empires lived together in tyranny. Then everything changed when the Time Lord interfered." But there's hope yet - "Skarino: the Last Dalek Bender"!

Don't worry, you WON'T see this at CabbageCon later this month! 🤣

#AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AprilFirst

#Dalek #DoctorWho #Avatar #AtLA #LastAirbender #parody

GRAY HAIR

Seniors doing life affirming things. What’s the problem, son?

CustardFist