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Okay, so I woke up in the middle of the night last night with anal pain. I stayed away while the pain was there, until it was gone.
"Oh fuck! Now you have ass cancer!"
I really don't think so. See, I've experienced this for a long time. If it were ass cancer, I'd be long dead.
No, these are anal spasms. There's probably some better medical term, but that's what I'm going with now. I had an uncle, ironically related to me through marriage and not blood, who also had these bastards.
I haven't had these in a long time. Now I'm wondering whether my keppra, which I took against seizures, also helped in this area. 🤔 I'm no longer taking it.
Well, that's my PSA. I'm raising awareness. Now go forth and don't have anal spasms!